10 Ways to Bother People
On our recent study of the social life of humans, we have found that these humans get annoyed very easily. So we decided to experiment. We called our kindred spirit Bob to help us out. Here are the 10 annoying procedures that worked.
1. Poke someone and run away.
2. Repeatedly ask someone if you can borrow their wig.
3. If you are in a grocery store, take a can of pasta and shove it in someone's face. Ask them if they like that brand.
4. Act like you work at the store and tell people that they must evacuate the store "or else". When they ask "Or else what?" tell them that Miley Cyrus is shopping across the street.
5. Tell people you like their outfit then throw a cupcake at it.
6. Ask friends if they want to see a movie at your house. Watch a Dora the Explorer movie.
7. Go to a shoe store, try on every shoe, say your not interested in buying anything and then leave.
8. Go to Mcdonald's and ask for a BK Whopper.
9. Hug someone then tell them you have a contagious flesh eating virus.
10. Tell Bob you'll pay him then run away.
1. Poke someone and run away.
2. Repeatedly ask someone if you can borrow their wig.
3. If you are in a grocery store, take a can of pasta and shove it in someone's face. Ask them if they like that brand.
4. Act like you work at the store and tell people that they must evacuate the store "or else". When they ask "Or else what?" tell them that Miley Cyrus is shopping across the street.
5. Tell people you like their outfit then throw a cupcake at it.
6. Ask friends if they want to see a movie at your house. Watch a Dora the Explorer movie.
7. Go to a shoe store, try on every shoe, say your not interested in buying anything and then leave.
8. Go to Mcdonald's and ask for a BK Whopper.
9. Hug someone then tell them you have a contagious flesh eating virus.
10. Tell Bob you'll pay him then run away.
